Pyro has been hitting on me al night liek im so kind of slut. I had a few windes, but im’ like totally good to hit the towna.
CHRONDFAY FTW.
Kindest Resgards,
Elizabex buorke, Execcuive Assistance to Mr Pyro
I’du luhgh tr thhng Mint Condition thh Control Point forums frr thuhth crllhbrrhtuhrn - hvhn thrugh uht’th thcgy 80s duhnch crhp. Muhnt duuhdu thh vrchlth hndu hrrhnghmhnt, hndu I fuhllhdu uhn rn thh bhcguhng trhcgth. I mhhn, wh’rh nrt fully rrkcuhng rr hnythuhng, but uhtth thtuhll grrdu.
By me…
Ok… typical disclaimers and such. I’m a little embarrassed to post them, but I’m being encouraged to do so. Be kind, please. =)
First, the links. Next post will be a reprint of the Lyrics.
Pyro-MANIAC - A parody of Maniac from the move Flashdance.
Edit: Dedicated to all of our girls/women that play a lot of pyro. You know who you are =)
Uht hvhn grt fhhturhdu rn thh lhththt Control Point podcast. Uht’th ruhght ht thh hndu, thr yru’ll nhhdu tr thguhp phtht hll thh thhlf-uhnduulghnt crhp thhy thprut rff (hndu lhhvh hpruhl frrlth unmhntuhrnhdu mhguhng mhdulhp lrrg thuhlly)
Lhtth fhch fhctth. Chuhcgth lrvh mh. Hthphcuhhlly hrt hnguhh chuhcgth. Uhtth thh rrkc thuhng. Durn’t ght jhhlruth guyth, yru jutht chn’t crmphth wuhth thh pr-ro mhguhc.
Chhhrth tr Dan Zuccarelli rvhr ht bits bytes pixels & sprites frr thh thprhhduuhng thh pr-ro mhguhc tr thh lhduuhhth
I crmmuhththuhrnhdu Garret’s Blog of Art tr prrduuch thuhth fuhnh uhng thghtch. I thuhng hh’th durnh h grrdu jrb, but thh hyhth hrhn’t quuhth ruhght. I’ll thhndu Luhz tr thmhcg huhm rrundu h buht tuhll hh ghtth uht ruhght.
Thh guhduth ht Digital Jedi thprtthdu uht.
Yhhh, thhtth ruhght f***hrth. Yru gnhw I whth h lhghndu grdu duhmn rrkc grdu. But I’m h multuh thlhnthdu bhththrdu thht putth thhm hll tr thhhmh - Brhdu Puht, Ghrrgh Clrrnhy. Yru nhmh uht. I chn hct bhtthr, hndu I’m bhtthr lrrguhng. I’vh hhdu mrrh ththrruhng rrlhth thht yru’vh thghn s***th. $20 muhlluhrn h prp muhnuhmum.
I lrvhdu thuhth rnh. I rhn hrrundu wuhth hn hxh chrppuhng phrplh up. Bhtht buht whth thht blhcg f***hr thht durrvh 20 hrurth jutht tr ght hxhdu uhn thh bhcg. RHHHHHH!!!
I thhruldu hhvh puthhhdu thht whuhnhy brht rvhr thh hdugh. F***uhng crcg thucghr.
Hello
I am pleased to announce that I have recently been employed as a full time staff member on the team of Pyro Rock Star in the role of Executive Assistant to Mr Pyro.
Mr Pyro started this site with the goal of communicating his original style and philosophy to the broader community. However, he has realized that due to various impairment issues related to occupational safety equipment, he is not best placed to express such wordy thoughts directly.
One of my many roles at Pyro Rock Star will be to provide executive summary abstracts of Mr Pyros thoughts as he communicates them.
Hopefully this will enable more effective interaction by Mr Pyro and the community.
Kindest Regards,
Elizabeth Bourke, Executive Assistant to Mr Pyro
Hudda! Hudda! Hudda! Prro ihh hrr th rrk urt!
Frctry!
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